October 2011
123 posts
If Drake went back to Degrassi.
tahinetalavoe:
He’d be all like: LAST NAME BROOKS… FIRST NAME JIMMY…. TRIED TO DODGE A BULLET…
THAT SHIT STILL HIT ME… *DRAKE ARM*
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mobates asked: yes right after i finished talking to you
how White People Fight:
how Spanish People Fight:
how BLACK People Fight:
where them asians at though..?
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When You Get A Text ...
bbc-al:
from someone you dont want to talk to…
but when its that 1 person you really like
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
